There’s nothing worse than coming home to find your roommate has left you a passive-aggressive note about something trifling. In this age of internet beefs, it’s the norm for people not to settle their differences verbally out of fear of conflict. And sometimes, when the triflingness reaches maximum trifle, you have to strike back on their terms. The people on this list all found creative ways of dealing with their notes, or left clever and justified notes themselves.
How insanely pompous do you have to be to say “people know not to touch my mug?” As if you were a drug lord talking about their gold-plated AK? Justice was swift and hilarious.
Hey instead of taking all the time to write out a full post-it note, why don’t you just expend the point one calories necessary to move it into the trash can, and then have a normal conversation with your roommate about it?
We’ve all been there. You ask for no onion, and you’re given onion anyway. You could make a stink about it to the waiter, or you could do this, and let them think about what they’ve done.
This is literally the perfect response to this note. Probably nothing would have happened if they hadn’t posted the warning, but this was an irresistible temptation.
After doing this, the person probably slowly donned a pair of sunglasses and then skateboarded away into the sunset while guitars wailed in the background.
Just because you use some cool art deco font to write your passive-aggressive note doesn’t mean its annoying edge is blunted.
Ok yeah, there was a lot of hair in the drain. What do you want your roommate to do about it? Not have hair? This is literally making me gag.
It’s always good to play it safe if you’re in doubt. Toilet paper changing related injuries are on the rise, according to a new poll released by the White House.
Whatever could she be referring to? Maybe premarital sex? Or were they walking around talking loudly about how different fibers shouldn’t be mixed together?
There’s nothing quite as funny and annoying as an incensed Atheist on the warpath, and this is a great stick to poke them with. The forums were ablaze with resentment.
This poses a tough moral dilemma: do you do your duty to other humans and return your plate to the pick-up area? Or do you donate your scraps to a rat family in need?
What is up with marketers nowadays? Every craft beer wants to punch you in the mouth and this cleaning solution is all, “Yeah good luck trying to use me, idiot.”
This person may have lost a rack of toilet paper, but the person who stole it lost their self-respect for the rest of their life. Who steals toilet paper? Maybe it was an emergency.
This is all your fault, Dad. If you had done your dishes, maybe mom wouldn’t have left and we wouldn’t have to eat macaroni and cheese out of our upside-down beer helmets.